jokes

QUESTION:Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restraunt?
ANWSER:He had a big bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy went to the store.Nancy got hit by a tour bus
now. knock, knock whos there........................... not Nancy
QUESTION:Why did the dumb racer make 10 pit stops ?
ANWSER:HE WAS ASKNG FOR DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!!
QUESTION:What kind of hair does oceans have?
ANWSER:WAVY
QUESTION:Why did the child study in a airplane?
ANWSER:HE WANTED A HIGHER GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUESTION:Whys Alabama the smartest state in the usa?
ANWSER:Because it has 4 A's and 1 B